200 S. Washington S
Pilot Point, TX   76258
(940) 686 3801








   Questions I keep hearing...


Q: How much is beer?
A: Read the board


Q: How much is wine?
A: Read the board


Q: Do you have a bathroom?
A: No response


Q: Do you make a grasshopper?
A: We have a map to Frisco.


Q: Where is everybody?
A: We have a map to Frisco.


Q: Why are the prices so high?
A: We are the Manhattan of N.E. Denton County


Q: What's the service like?
A: Our staff is a bunch of out to lunch amateurs and I would fire them all if I paid them.


Q: Does that work?
A: Why not.


Q: Why canít I get any bars in here?
A: Try the old jail next door.


Q: Why is it so hot?
A: It is August.


Q: Why is it so cold?
A: It is January.


Q: Why are there lizards in here?
A: Because of the bugs.